Okay so.... The mayo, egg and condish thing... Um.. Nah. Not gonna be able to do it.
It was a runny mess and it went everywhere, BUT my hair seemed to really love it...
It was shiny and fluffy and soft and wait, did I say shiny... But I don't know about the bits of egg in my hair and the consistency of thin crepe batter - And I STILL have a bowl of it in the fridge but -
...Once its gone, its gone forever (in my Jay-Z voice).